Wednesday, March 2, 2011

benefits of the imaginary friend

my imaginary friend doesn't take up space
or leave his things laying about

he rarely talks back and never
tells me what i should and shouldn't do

my dog doesn't jump on my imaginary friend's lap
or chew up his nice new shoes

when my imaginary friend visits
the toilet seat is always where i left it

i never have to go somewhere i'd rather not be
just to make my imaginary friend happy

my imaginary friend never hangs about
when i'd prefer solitude

he's never too busy for a visit
when i need a friend close by

my imaginary friend has a lot going for him
only problem is, i keep imagining he is you

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